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DrunkonymsDid you know that there are 546 words to mean 'drunk' in the English language? If that fact makes you glow with prideassuming you are momentarily sober enough to be able to focus on these wordsthen this is the book for you. Drunkonyms is both a celebration of the glorious inventiveness of the English language, and an ode to the joys of being tanked up, trolleyed, and twatfaced. With stick figure illustrations depicting each unique state, and humorous
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★★★★★ 5
Beautiful Tan
I first found this lotion when I went to Hawaii. It is alittle pricey but works so well! I order it every year. Oh by the way! Do not use it UNTIL you already have a base tan! Smells wonderful like coffee
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Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2024
★★★★★ 3
Leaves oily residue
Comes out like lotion goes on like lotion but leaves oily feeling which I don't like and didn't expect
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Nice Tan
Gets the job done. My dogs loved the smell SMH.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 15, 2025
★★★★★ 5
BEST RESULTS!!!
This is the best Tanning lotion EVEEER! I used this in Florida last summer and my Tan lasted for months after. I am not kidding!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 27, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Tan
This product is so amazing. It leaves you Brown , smooth and you’ll want to bask in the sun. The aftercare lotion is the bomb.
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